For those of you who somehow missed (or were geniuses and avoided) this year’s American Music Awards on Sunday night, I thought I’d hook you up with the best performances and videos of the night.  Why???  Because I care.

5 Best:

5) Beyonce’

4) New Kids On The Block – Medley

3) Kanye – Heartless

2) Taylor Swift – White Horse

1) Sarah McLachlan and Pink – Angel

Most Painful:

3) Rihanna’s eye patch (even though her performance rocked)

2) The JoBros

1) Alicia Keys… Queen Latifah… and some random opera chick