Dear Sarah Palin, you might want to consider hiring new staff members who want you to succeed and appear as if you have it all together.  How in the name of all that is right and holy does no one who works for her tell her that there are turkeys being slaughtered in the background?!?! Watch their legs kick.  It’s amazing.  If you’re feeling up to watching it a second time, check out the MSNBC version that is censored but has hilarious captions.