After six months, I still love my new phone. I love having a touchscreen. I love making my own ringtones. But, what I REALLY love is that my inbox can now hold 200 text messages, so I can save all of the ones that make me laugh, smile and feel loved. As I was doing my monthly inbox cleanup today, I thought I’d share my top 10 text messages I found. Be afraid. Be very afraid

10) I miss you, Princess Sparkles.

09) Just got through security, and there is a man drinking a beer at the airport bar at 6:30 am. Bad ass.

08) I’m at Beall’s, and we’re getting Rick-Rolled. I was singing and dancing, and then Dad punched me.

07) This computer has the program “iPMS” on it… i’ve always wondered when they were gonna digitize that.

06) Bullets do not kill. The 4th grade band concerts do.

05) I need you to work on getting me some corporate sponsors for my blog.

04) Zac says one of my spiritual gifts is me telling him how good he is. He likes for me to compliment him on everything he does.

03) Keep your boobs on the table:) haha

02) I can has chinese food?

And finally…

01) No it’s ok:) You want me to wear my catwoman suit and come live with you?  Cause I will.