1) After watching Robin WIlliams: Live on Broadway, Mrs. Doubtfire will never again be the same for me. Let’s just go ahead and add her/him into the “Not This Way In Real Life” category with Danny Tanner (Bob Saget).

2) I hate coughing. Despite the fact that I’m feeling better today, I’m still coughing as if I’m a life-long smoker or grew up in the mines of Kentucky. I love the tears that pool in my eyes as I gasp for oxygen, but without a doubt, I love sounding like a man the most.

3) I am not a fan of laundry. I don’t mind washing and drying clothes. It’s the folding and putting away that make me want to throw them all in the trash and just buy new. My bedroom looks as if my closet exploded because I think it might have in my sleep last night. The ROYGBIV system of my closet has disappeared in the last week, and I can’t… find… anything. Worst part is that instead of going to sleep I have this obsessive need to reorganize and clean it all now. Dang, gotta go the Nazi dryer just buzzed.